Tuesday, December 30, 2008

My Mom Makes Me Smell Her Feet



Ok, ok ... it could be a coincidence ... but now that I do if that guy seems to follow me there ... just before I had to cope with Holly, was when I turned around before entering the market and finally there is now! Three out of three.

To see him so I do not think I know ... but then why is everything that afternoon seems to follow me?
not deny that a feeling of fear is spreading in me ... The fact that it is now darkness does not help me at all, I do?
I take courage and strong clutching a shopping bag, I start to run like a fury in the direction of home ... the corner of my eye I see the guy who noticed my "escape" begins to run after me ... I miss your breath free heavy legs from the effort, I'm not used to run, even to be honest I'm not used to do any kind of physical activity.
The guy is always behind me ... it's much faster and is getting closer and closer ... I'm scared, scared to death. I do not know his intentions, but the fact that I chase makes me think that they are not certain the best. Why? Who is it? What do you want from me? Oh my God ... someone help me!
My heart beats fast, I feel it explode in my chest ... I have a dry mouth and throat burns ... the streets is not a living soul, it's just me and him ...

'm almost at the gate home ... ... it is almost only a few hundred yards ... I'm exhausted, my legs refuse to listen to me, do not you feel ... but I can run, run, run ... ... I can not stop suddenly felt a twinge intense ankle that makes me lose balance and fall to the ground ...



ODDI ... NO! NO PLEASE! ... I try to get back on my feet but it is useless, the ankle pain is intense and does not allow me to resume my run ...



"Well, well ... you stop at the end. What a pity ... you were almost arrived home. "
I look up and see the guy chasing me looking at me with a strange grin on his lips.
"... What do you want from me?" I'm in a panic and tears begin to fall from his eyes without my noticing.
"Are you scared you? I see from your eyes, "the boy burst out laughing like a fool
"Who ... who are you? What do you want from me?"
"Who owes you interest, you just know that we have a mutual friend. And it was he who asked me to come and see you ... just to say hello is a clear and let you know that you are not forgotten neither you nor your boyfriend blond. "
The boy leans over to me and gets up with violence land taking me by the collar of his jacket, I would cry but I am so scared that I die screaming in my throat. I can only weep silently, wondering what will become of me.
"You know little Mary, you and the blond have angered a lot of my friend, you were not" nice "as your friend ... No, no. "He says in an ironic tone, which makes me freeze the blood in his veins. What do you mean by that?
... "G ... ... Gabriel. ... It is Gabriel who sent you? "
" Good girl ... you guessed it! Do you want your prize? "

before I realize I'll get a slap on the face of such violence that makes me fall back to earth without me time to understand what happened, the boy china on me and began to slap me repeatedly.
star can not really happening ... what I did, and why? ... Help ... HELP !!!!!!!!!


I feel my face burning and tears continue to flow on the cheek ... I can not scream, I can only say in a faint voice, "just ... just please ..." but he never listens to me and continues to rage with heavy hands on my face ... when he stops slap past seems an endless time, I did not even realize that he got up leaving me lying on the ground exhausted
... "For the moment, my dear ... but just do not believe it's over here. And remember, if I discover that you said to someone this evening you and your boyfriend will do to a bad end. "





I see the guy go slowly as you light a cigarette, something that has turned the corner before trying to get up. I hurt my ankle and I feel his face swollen and hot to the blows received, I also feel the blood begins to drop from his nose ... with a huge effort to get up, I pick up the shopping bag and limped try to get home. Before opening the door to try to wipe my eyes with tears and blood from his nose with his sleeve of his jacket ... I open the door and make my way quickly to the kitchen where I leave my shopping bag ... I hear the screams coming from the room next to Giuly, but I do not have the strength to answer and I run (as far as my ankle can afford) to shut in the bathroom




... I just want to take a shower ... I look in the mirror and see the cast make up for the crying, a black line across her cheek red and sore ... I open the tap and I wash my face with cold water, hoping that might ease the pain.





Immediately after casting the dirty clothes in the washer and throw myself under the running hot shower, trying to slip away with every drop of water that rush I feel on the body, the sense of disbelief and fear that surrounds me.
Without my being aware I'm not crying ... again for pain, but fear not ... because I listened to my mother ... because the damn day Gabriel came through the door of the restaurant ... WHY 'TO ME?
"TREASURE MARY MARY ... you alright?"
The voice of my mother shaking me ... come outside the door ... I shall not see me, I feel this was
... "Yes ... you mom ..."
"SEI SAFE? GIULY TOLD ME THAT YOU JUST Behind sling TREASURE BATH ... you're not comfortable? "

" Still all is well ... now I go out ... all is well ... "
The boy said that no one should know ... no one ... or even half will go to Mark ... I can not allow that to happen ... something


Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Singapore Have Doritos Salsa Dip?



What can I say ... It's Christmas, and like every year, tired of the usual traditional songs, we seek refuge in alternative versions, rearrangements, covers of songs made famous by artists as famous. In fact it is an irresistible temptation for some, Christmas songs sung notes or at least write a song about Christmas. The most "kidnapped" the Americans, but also to our house we have illustrated examples (not quote).
Some experiments are well done: see the following video, Brian Setzer Orchestra , Jingle Bells.

but now is a Christmas song, which definitely belongs to the tradition Ramones, Merry Christmas Baby.

Another video that I could not post today is Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John Lennon (and Yoko Ono), more than a wish, hope that the world can change.

final treat for fans of metal and its surroundings, is the compilation of Christmas.

's called "We Wish You a Metal Xmas , and to headbanging new year" (above the cover of British and American) and contains the following items:

01. We Wish You A Merry Xmas

Jeff Scott Soto (TALISMAN, YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, JOURNEY) Bruce Kulick
(KISS, UNION) Bob Kulick

Chris Wyse (THE CULT) Ray
Luzier (KORN, DAVID LEE ROTH, Army of Anyone)

02. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Alice Cooper


John 5 (ROB ZOMBIE, MARILYN MANSON)
Billy Sheehan (DAVID LEE ROTH, TALAS, MR. BIG)
Vinny Appice (DIO, HEAVEN AND HELL, BLACK SABBATH)

03. Run Rudolph Run

Lemmy Kilmister (MOTÖRHEAD)
Billy F. Gibbons (ZZ TOP)
Dave Grohl (FOO FIGHTERS)

04. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Ronnie James Dio (DIO, HEAVEN AND HELL, BLACK SABBATH)
Tony Iommi (HEAVEN AND HELL, BLACK SABBATH)
Rudy Sarzo (QUIET RIOT, WHITESNAKE, DIO)
Simon Wright (AC/DC, DIO)

05. Little Drummer Boy

Doug Pinnick (KING's X)
George Lynch (DOKKEN)
Billy Sheehan (DAVID LEE ROTH, TALAS, MR. BIG)
Simon Phillips (THE WHO, TOTO)

06. Santa Claus Is Back In Town

Tim "Ripper" Owens (YNGWIE MALMSTEEN, JUDAS PRIEST, ICED EARTH)
Steve Morse (DEEP PURPLE)
Juan Garcia (AGENT STEEL)
Marco Mendoza (WHITESNAKE, TED NUGENT)
Vinny Appice (DIO, HEAVEN AND HELL, BLACK SABBATH)

07. Silent Night

Chuck Billy (TESTAMENT)
Scott Ian (ANTHRAX)
Jon Donais (SHADOWS FALL)
Chris Wyse (THE CULT)
John Tempesta (ROB ZOMBIE, THE CULT)

08. Silver Bells

Geoff Tate (QUEENSRŸCHE)
Carlos Cavazo (QUIET RIOT, RATT)
James Lomenzo (MEGADETH, WHITE LION)
Ray Luzier (KORN, DAVID LEE ROTH, ARMY OF ANYONE)

09. Deck the Halls

Oni Logan (LYNCH MOB)
Craig Goldy (DIO)
Tony Franklin (THE FIRM)
John Tempesta (ROB ZOMBIE, THE CULT)

10. Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer

Stephen Pearcy (RATT)
Tracii Guns (L.A. GUNS, BRIDES OF DESTRUCTION)
Bob Kulick
Billy Sheehan (DAVID LEE ROTH, TALAS, MR. BIG)
Greg Bissonette (DAVID LEE ROTH)

11. Rockin' Around the Xmas Tree

Joe Lynn Turner (RAINBOW, DEEP PURPLE)
Bruce Kulick (KISS, UNION)
Bob Kulick
Rudy Sarzo (QUIET RIOT, WHITESNAKE, DIO) Simon Wright
AC / DC, DIO)

12. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

Tommy Shaw (STYX)
Steve Lukather (TOTO)
Marco Mendoza (WHITESNAKE, TED NUGENT) Kenny Aronoff
(Tony Iommi, Smashing Pumpkins)

Greetings to all and happy listening!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Where To Buy Shorts Like Richard Simmons



Then there are two cases: O kill my future (and hated) sister-in or take a plastic bag and suffocate me ... I can not stand anymore! In short, being pregnant does not mean being sick is not it?! Am I wrong?! ... No, because I searched "pregnancy" on Wikipedia (just Giuly because I had put the doubt) and what comes out is this:
-pregnancy or gestation is the state in which the female is, when the bears designed or product of conception. Pregnancy begins with implantation (at the stage of blastula ) in the endometrium (maternal-embryonic symbiosis) fertilized ovum about a week before and ending in childbirth . Counting weeks of pregnancy, unable to determine the exact moment of conception, however, takes place from the first day of the last menstrual period . The beta-HCG , undetectable in the blood and urine hormonal factors on the basis of which pregnancy diagnosis can be demonstrated in the second weeks of pregnancy
.- And I do not read - is a disease ... - o - is an infection of ... - perhaps I should add a voice that says - can cause a strong impetus to the murder of people who are close to the pregnant woman - ...
are locked in my room on the computer screen is my profile on face book ... I enrolled at the insistence of Mark "by the test ... is beautiful, I think I found classmates had not heard for years ... "he said, and after days of insistence I gave ... But since my knowledge is very limited, I am ashamed to say that my list of friends is composed by 4 names: Mark, Kia, my brother Lucas and some guy named Max Killon, I have not the faintest idea of who is to be honest but it's in a name ... most are taken by an intense conversation with Kia spirit from the other room when I hear the shrill call of the crab and unbearable Giuly

"MARY ... MARY I'm hungry! "Who cares!?!
"IN THE FRIDGE There salami and bread ... STAND UP AND MADE A SANDWICH!"
"You do not want cuts me right?" "Ask LUCAS A TIME! "
" There is NOT! "Ugh that stress!
"RIDGE COMING!"
Shouts, screams ... always screams when she is in this take me home ... Mary, Mary take me that, and I feel like this and I want to ... Lucas, of course, is always away from home ... for work ... and he says it's up to me to put up with the desires and demands of Giuly ... on the other hand are still without work and so I have to stay home with the harpy rebuilt and take "care" of her ... I became his maid.



I get up and head to the kitchen I take the bread and sausage that are in the fridge (I'll go to the grocery store later) and taking lunch ...




"GIULY is READY! YOU COULD BE AT LEAST IN THE KITCHEN TO EAT!? MOTHER DOES NOT WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU EAT IN LIVING ROOM! "
The Princess and the Pea, without deigning to answer, raises his royal seat and the couch is in the kitchen. I do not expect a thank you to her, would like to ask you to get off the throne, and mingle with ordinary people like me ... and me not even worthy of a look and starts to eat greedily sandwich.


"One is happy to serve! "I say ironic, exasperated by his behavior
" Do you little spirit! Remember that if I find myself in these conditions is because of your brother! "
" I was just kidding! "I replied reluctantly, I did not want to start a discussion
" this thing here, which is growing inside me is not a joke. "
" Do not joke about the child in fact, it was just a joke. "
" Try to bring more than the girl! "

" Yeah, yeah ... Okay, Let's stop here! I go to the grocery store ... you'll make it to remain only an hour? "
"As long as no more than an hour, we hear!"
"Yes ... do not ask you to wash the dish that you used, God forbid, but you could at least put it in the sink when you're done?"




Giuly makes me a gesture of assent with his hand, without looking away from the plate ... I take I put on my coat and go out for shopping, happy to be able to leave her for even a short time.

It's cold outside, and I think in a few days starts to decline as the first snow ... I like when the city hosts a white noise is are softened, the snow makes everything nice and soft, there's something magical in the winter for me ... but there is a feeling that leaves me every time I leave the house ... an unpleasant sensation, and I can not explain exactly do not even know ... depends on what the feeling is now stronger than other days ...



I stop and look around ... I do not see anything unusual ... I start to walk and I almost bumped into a woman ...
"Excuse me ... do not know where my head ... but .."



"Mary Good to see you! "to my surprise in front of me is
Holly" Holly!! But hello! "I do not see the day of my appointment with Gabriel, when I lent the dress.
"Well, all right? "
" In some ways ... so good for others ... "I tell her I was going to block ... ... Giuly
" I understand! Your mother told me that you engaged to Mark at the end! And Gabriel? You were not lost on him? "
" Let's say you found a different person than I thought. That's it! Are your kids as they are? "
" I'm the same old lovable pests. But ... your brother? "How are You? "
I have to say that is a crap? I must tell you that since you do not see more is always dark and sad? ...
'It's always engrossed in his work lately ... All in all, however, comes off. ... "I am a total embarrassment to talk about it ... and probably you can see, it is just to bring up Holly's speech boiling


" And Giuly's pregnancy? Proceeds all right? "
" Well yes ... I would say yes ... but ... "
" I know what you think! Do not worry. I understand very well the situation. Your brother did the right thing by deciding to stay Giuly and near his son ... that's what I wanted to happen to me years ago when I noticed the twins wait ... it was just so Mary ... "
Poor Holly, when I think of all that has gone through two growing ... children alone, the loss of parents who were his only point of reference ... and now that Lucas marries another ... I would not have never made it myself in his place, I probably would have fallen into despondency ... blackest
"You know not I find it anyway ... just in the short time you've visited, I saw my brother born, I saw a light in his eyes that I had not seen for a long time ... and now it is off. "
"It 's no use thinking about it, things went the way they did and you can not go back ... But enough about sad things ... I gotta go, I have a meeting of parents to school and then I go to a restaurant of your mother decide on the new menu ... it was nice to see you anyway. "
" It 'was a pleasant surprise for me, Holly. Say hello to Ben and Becky. "
" It will be done. See you soon. "
We warmly greet you after I take again the way to the Market ...


The same feeling comes over me anxious than before ... it's as if someone was following me and I do not deprive eyes off him ... I'll be ok too paranoid, who could follow me around ... and behind me, again, I do not see anything unusual ... so why this feeling? ...

paranoid or not, I can not help but to hasten the pace .... The Market weapon is within walking distance and the unpleasant sensation increases
... When I close the door behind me I can not help but breathe a sigh of liberator, I even accidentally and people start to laugh at me like I'm crazy ...

Well do not really have a point ... just imagine the scene: A girl who falls running into the store, his face haunted, as if he had seen a zombie dance the hula in the parking lot, which soon after burst into laughter ...


Seeking to regain composure and pretended nothing to turn to start departments in search of what I need ... not much to tell the truth, I'll just something for dinner tonight ... a bit 'of vegetables, fruit, a piece of meat


... ah, and milk ...

take my bag and I head to the cashier,


pay and go ... now it was dark outside, as I stepped out of the Market Here comes again the feeling that you live ... I look around again and finally I see something that I had not noticed before ....


And you noticed something?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Brazilian Waxing, Adult

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN in the new house (mini update)

Within a week we finished packing the last things and we moved into our new home.

The task of communicating to my mother that my grandmother will in the end it was me ... the reason is simple , If I tell my brother, with his tact and kindness would have certainly come a stroke!
did not take it very well ... well ... do not come a real heart attack ... but I nearly fainted! It was not the fact of becoming a grandmother to upset her, but the fact that the mother is Giuly
... "But ... but they had left those two!? And Holly!? Oh my god ... poor girl ... she knows? "
" You know mom, but she is the one which you have to worry about! If anything is Lucas! He's going to marry one .... That ... "




"Please do not be vulgar Mary! But we are sure that your father is Lucas? "
" So she says! Lucas says he would have no reason to lie, and in fact I also so think. It's not that we are relatives of Briatore ... what would be wrong to say in his pocket? "
" Well you're right ... Now that things seemed to go well ... "







"You'll see that everything will reset Mom, I'm sure!"
... Oh sure, sure ... but not exactly say they are confident in the future ... Mom
But in the end is happy to become a grandmother, is a very thing he wanted ... of course if he could choose Giuly was not to make it so, but the joy for the future grandchild is overshadowing this particolare.Si little can be said that in the apartment marked the end of the old life for us all. New lives are born and who knows how to evolve the situation ... now I'm ready for anything!
No news for Gabriel, I should say fortunately ... but a bit '... I still think it incredible the change that had seemed so sweet and kind to the top and instead hid a violent and disturbing nature, .... If I think that night I still have the chills and I shake your legs!
The apartment is nice, there are three bedrooms, one of which is my brother and harp, which can not afford a home (since the stregaccia did not want to do anything and has never worked a one hour in his entire life!) live with us, at least until marriage, some three months. I finally I have my own room, and it can not make me like that, I can finally have some 'privacy! However
neighbors are really nice, and I must say that I am just fine .... Well in short it all right, except for the forced cohabitation with Giuly who thinks he's a queen and wants to be served and revered.





"Mary take me water I'm thirsty"
"Why do not you stand up and you take it alone?" "In my condition!?! Are you nuts? "
" Look at my beautiful're not sick! "
" I will not weary CICCI ... SAY SOMETHING! "Ari here it is with Cicci! Lord help me or strangle
"Okay, okay ... I'm going to get ... but stop crying!"
That's it, I find myself slave to an idiot! I take the glass of water and try to sit back on the sofa.
"There were also some cookies?"
"But you could not tell me before?"
"I want to come now, you would not want your nephew to come up with a craving for cookies on the face?" But how many
says this crap?
"Okay okay ... go!"
Again I wake up and take these cookies and blessed before it can come to her a few more I want to close my room.



But what do you think I can bear !?!?!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Why Am I Having Liver Pains

Christmas music world upside down

If this were a perfect world everything would be in place. Every person, every gesture, every single piece of the universe. Every element of our lives, biological and social, would have the right location, such as a card in a beautiful Byzantine mosaics. Just close your eyes and imagine. But then we would realize with disappointment that none of us imagined in the same way, and millions of points of view begin to emerge points of view, compared with other common views. Millions of nuances to characterize an imperfect world.

If this world was just as I have just described would be almost interesting. But this interpretation would be simplistic to give, especially if the premise of a news event like this.

agents of the Commissariat of PS in Gela (Caltanissetta) reported a boy of 27 years who had made a real lager with twenty-one dogs malnourished many skeletons, locked in pens in the open and among the droppings; thirty-nine other dogs and eight cats, however, were found locked in the home of the boy always in poor condition and in faeces nauseating. E 'fired the seizure of animals - now carried out in facilities licensed veterinarian - and a complaint for the crime of cruelty to animals, the Prosecutor of the Prosecutor Gela, Monia Di Marco, has opened an investigation to determine the purpose for which they held the animals.

This news comes from a press release from the LAV Sicily yesterday (December 6). Below here is the video.


When I saw this video I closed my stomach.
These days I have been involved with the collection of signatures against trafficking in puppies and points of view I have heard several. I understand above all that many points of view do not provide for the animals, or rather, they provide for "use".
Yes, because when an animal is a means to earn, no matter whether it is an animate and sentient. No matter its needs. Becomes an object.
For many hunters, a dead dog as a gun is broken. For many ladies
an animal is just a pretty coat on the insert.
For many traders, legal and illegal, the animals are divided by race, origin, price.
For many doctors, a rat is one of many elements of an experiment science. For some industrial
a rabbit is an indicator of allergenic disposable. For the vast majority
a calf is a steak.
points of view.
often dreamed of a world upside down.